The Gulf of Mexico and my feet, of course.
meanplastic:
the story of my life
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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